Avengers Business Cards - Just because
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
^^ Literally me right now.
Reblogging because of the mighty fucking comments.
These comments get better. EVERY FUCKING TIME X’D
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
COOL GIRLS DON’T LOOK AT FLYING NORSE GODS.
I DON’T USE MY HAIR DRYER ANYMORE SINCE I MET FLYING NORSE GOD.
Jane Foster gets all Giddy, but Black Widow cannot give a single fuck.
shes all “what the fuck you lookin at? yeah thats Thor, no you can’t go on that ride, back off bitches.”
9/? screencaps of
→ The Avengers
Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.
Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…
Tony insulting Cap by telling him that “the only thing special about him came out of a bottle” is a far more devastating insult when you remember Tony is a recovering alcoholic.