Avengers Business Cards - Just because
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
^^ Literally me right now.
Reblogging because of the mighty fucking comments.
These comments get better. EVERY FUCKING TIME X’D
unbearable
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
COOL GIRLS DON’T LOOK AT FLYING NORSE GODS.
I DON’T USE MY HAIR DRYER ANYMORE SINCE I MET FLYING NORSE GOD.
Jane Foster gets all Giddy, but Black Widow cannot give a single fuck.
shes all “what the fuck you lookin at? yeah thats Thor, no you can’t go on that ride, back off bitches.”
9/? screencaps of
→ The Avengers
Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.
Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…
Tony insulting Cap by telling him that “the only thing special about him came out of a bottle” is a far more devastating insult when you remember Tony is a recovering alcoholic.
